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The way I heard it Bill, Hillary and Al Gore
died in a traffic accident.
They were
presented to God for the secondary screening. God was on his throne. He called for Gore
and asked him: "What do you believe in?" Gore quickly answered that he believed
in ecology and conservation; "If we take care of nature, we take care of every living
being and all plant life!" " Sounds reasonable," said God, "come sit
on my right."
Then Bill was called front and center. "What do you believe in," the Eternal One
asked Bill. "I believe that each person should be able to do what he wants, without
criticism or judgment," Bill firmly stated. "In your case I can understand it,
come sit on my left."
Hillary was now standing tall before the throne. God also asked her, "What do you
believe in?" She took a step forward and in a firm voice replied, "I believe
you're sitting in my chair."
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