We at Afgany Cruise Lines didn't forget
that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became
President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara
Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise, please report to
Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been
commissioned to take you to your new homes outside of the USA. We have bought Valid Hassin
Kin-hamed to provide you with inland transportation to deluxe mud huts in western
Afghanistan.
We must sail immediately to avoid the 12 foot snow drifts soon to block some passes into
your new homeland. We trust you will enjoy your daily ration of frozen goat curd.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach,
Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should consider the
possibility of eight years.
Your captain is - Bill Clinton
Your cruise director - Al Gore
Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky
Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor - Sen. Ted Kennedy. Sen. Kennedy will
also be teaching a course in emergency survival procedures.
Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones,
please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your
children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings
until you return.
