Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and
walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the
steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr.
President".
Clinton replies, "I'll
have you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razor Back Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea
and this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?"
The honor guardsman replies:
"Nice trade, Sir."
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