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Palm Beach Voters

This must be true based on how people marked their Ballots.

Why do Palm Beach Floridians have T.G.I.F. written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Three Palm Beach Floridians were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left". So they turned around and went home.

Why did the Palm Beach Floridian stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

Why can't Palm Beach Floridians dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

Two Palm Beach Floridians were standing on either side of a road. One asked the other, "How do I get to the other side?" The other replied, "Stupid, you're already ON the other side!"

Hear about the Palm Beach Floridian that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the Palm Beach Floridian Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.

What did the Palm Beach Floridian say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

How do you make a Palm Beach Floridian laugh on Saturday?
Tell them a joke on Wednesday.

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