President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter
morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the
He stretches and goes to look
out the window at the snow covered White House lawn and sees the words President
Clinton Sucks written in pee in the snow.
Clinton gets all upset and
calls White House Security. He tells them he doesn't care what it takes, but he wants to
know who did this. The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and
tells him that he has good news, bad news and real bad news.
"OK," says Clinton,
"give me the good news first, then the bad news and then the real bad news.
"The Chief says,
"The good news is after doing an analysis of the pee, we know who the culprit
is." Clinton nods and the Chief continues. "The bad news is the culprit is Vice
This really upsets Clinton,
but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news. The Chief of
Security swallows hard and says,