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Political One-Liners

1. Why are Democrats better in bed?
  Because you've never heard of getting a good piece of elephant.

2. Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
  Because they can lie without moving their lips.

3. What does a politician have in common with Jeffrey Dahmer?
  They both have skeletons in their closet.

4. What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
  A Liar.

5. What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
  A breeding-heart liberal.

6. If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?

7. What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a corrupt lawyer?

8. How does the IRS describe a day at work?

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