1. Why are Democrats better in bed? Â Because you've never heard of getting a good piece of elephant. 2. Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? Â Because they can lie without moving their lips. 3. What does a politician have in common with Jeffrey Dahmer? Â They both have skeletons in their closet. 4. What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth? Â A Liar. 5. What do you call a democrat that sleeps around? Â A breeding-heart liberal. 6. If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress? 7. What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a corrupt lawyer? Â Chelsea. 8. How does the IRS describe a day at work? Â Taxing.
