1. Why are Democrats better in bed?
Because you've never heard of getting a good piece of elephant.
2. Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
3. What does a politician have in common with Jeffrey Dahmer?
They both have skeletons in their closet.
4. What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
5. What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
A breeding-heart liberal.
6. If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?
7. What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a corrupt lawyer?
8. How does the IRS describe a day at work?