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The First Pitch

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.

The stunned umpire shouted, "No, Mr. President!" I said, "Throw out the first PITCH!"

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