There was a case in one hospital's
Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on
Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it
had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery ... as to why the deaths occurred
around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors
and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off
the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11 ... Pookie Johnson, The part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
HAVING A BAD DAY?
The average cost of
rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska
was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers
and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
STILL THINK YOU'RE
HAVING A BAD DAY?
A woman came home to
find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a
dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL THINK YOU'RE
HAVING A BAD DAY?
Two animal rights
protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
WHAT?! STILL HAVING
A BAD DAY?
Iraqi terrorist Khay
Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back
with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
THERE NOW, FEELING
BETTER? |
