And
just when you thought you knew everything... I'll bet you didn't
know all these things!
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks
the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6
feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from
the flush.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for
blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age
or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first
flight.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive
from each salad served in first-class.
Venus
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the
Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being
seen wearing them in public.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are already married.
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola,
and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days
when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on
the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight
staircases.
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name
contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The
second? William Jefferson Clinton.
And.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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