This came from the New
England Journal of Medicine, so men take heart, and ladies -
don't look at us like we're scum when you catch us. We're only
doing it for our health.
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good
for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts
have discovered.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10
minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent
to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr.
Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in
Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after
comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were
instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to
refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years,
the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse
rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no
question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few
minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.Â
We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can
extend his life four or five years."
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