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You gotta love this
guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and her family and
to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a Special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, Including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift
To everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---
you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride and
best man in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might
get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding
reception for 300 family members and Friends...................
$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui................................. $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best
man..........................................Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
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