1. Constipated People
Don't Give A Crap.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For
Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your
Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A
Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous
Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full - Go
Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A
God... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny
If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians - So
Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A
Responsible Adult.
23. If We Quit Voting Will
They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I
Can't Quite Remember My Name.
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die
Anyway.
26. Illiterate? Write For
Help.
27. Honk If Anything Falls
Off.
28. Cover Me I'm Changing
Lanes.
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not
Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle
Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice
Krispies Tell Me To.
33. Where Are We Going And Why
Am I In This Handbasket?
34. It's Been Lovely But I
Have To Scream Now.
35. I Haven't Lost My Mind,
It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
36. If You Can Read This, The
Bitch Fell Off... [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]
37. If Sex Is A Pain In The
Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. If You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down,On A Jeep]
40. Remember Folks: Stop
Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
42. If Walking Is So Good For
You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
43. Necrophillia: That
Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
44. Ax Me About Ebonics.
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By
Mattel.
46. Boldly Going Nowhere.
47. Cat: The Other White Meat.
48. Caution - Driver Legally
Blonde!
49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads
Hate That.
50. Heart Attacks... God's
Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
51. Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
52. How Many Roads Must A Man
Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
53. If You Can't Dazzle Them
With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
54. Money Isn't Everything,
But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had
A Fit... Got It!
56. Warning! Driver Only
Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.
57. What Has Four Legs And An
Arm? A Happy Pit Bull.
58. Peta - People Eating Tasty
Animals. |
