Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE |
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Beauty is only a light switch
away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC |
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If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC |
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Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia |
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Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO |
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No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC |
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At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ |
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It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ |
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Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT |
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If voting could really change
things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York. |
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If pro is opposite of con,then
what is the
opposite
of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington,
DC |
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Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ |
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You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA. |
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No wonder you always go home
alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA |
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