#10 - You can trade an old
.44 for two new .22s
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on
#8 - If you admire a
friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun
doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will
stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't
take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function
normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't
ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't
mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And The Number One Way
That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman...
#1 - You can buy a
silencer for a handgun.