Never Try To Outsmart A Woman

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good  wife she does exactly what her husband asked.  

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him  home and  asks if he caught many fish? He says, Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
 

And now 'the rest of the story' is continued below

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The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."