Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and
join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it
was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and
become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just
exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said,
"your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to
the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.Â
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