A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she
looks, buys her a full-length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in
front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again
in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a
piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she
asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of
years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think
rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over
the years?" she asks.
The husband shrugs. "It worked for
your ass, didn't it?"
