Fresh from her shower, a woman stands
in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of telling her characteristically that it is not so, the husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds".
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches the piece of toilet paper, and stands in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?", she
asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again some day.....
