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A Woman's Perfect Breakfast


You're sitting at the breakfast table.

Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.

Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.

Your Lover is on the cover of Playgirl.

Your Husband is on the back of the milk carton.
     


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