One woman said to another, "Aren't
you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Well,
yes, but I married the wrong man."
Getting married is very much like going out to a restaurant with friends. You order what
you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets
her master's.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
A man once said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then
it was too late."
A man took out a classified ad saying "Wife wanted". The next day he received a
hundred responses saying "You can have mine."
Some men define marriage as a very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
And some learn that the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it once.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you know that either the wife is new -
or the car is.
Husband: "You know, I was a fool when I married you." Wife: "Yes, dear, but
I was in love and didn't care!"
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