An elderly couple was on a cruise and
it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a
wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old
man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found
something.Â
Three weeks went by and finally the old man
got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead
at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an
oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000.. please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the
pearl and re-bait the trap!" Â Â
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