... Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.Â
... Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
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... PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
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... Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
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... Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their
pockets.
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... A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is
breathing.
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... Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40
pounds.
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... Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
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... "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad
male models.
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... Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
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... Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the
credit.
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... Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."
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... Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
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... Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
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... Men would learn phrases like:Â "I'm sorry," "I love you,"
"You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."
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