A guy finds an old lamp on the beach.
He rubs it and a genie appears. The genie informs the guy that he will grant him three
wishes, but whatever he wishes for his ex-wife will get twice as much.
"How about $1,000,000.00?" he asks.
"Your ex-wife now has $2,000,000.00 in her account as well," says the genie.
"I've always wanted a Benz, how about that?" he asks.
"Your ex-wife now has two of those cars," says the genie.
The guy stopped to think for a minute, knowing that he had only one wish left said,
"Could you beat me half to death?"
