A fireman came home from work one day
and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1
rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3
rings and we're ready to go on the trucks." "From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the
same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to
jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to have sex all night."
The next night the fireman came home from
work and yelled, "Bell 1! His wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his
wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to have sex.
After two minutes his wife yelled,
"Bell 4!"
"What's this Bell 4?" the husband
asks.
"More hose," she replied,
"you're nowhere near the fire!"
