What Every woman Expects:
1. Forever handsome,
caring, and romantic.
2. The virility of an 18
year old.
3. Always remembers
special dates - Birthday's, Anniversary's.
4. To dine out more than
once a year.
5. Send flowers for no
reason.
6. Favorite expression:
"Honey, those few extra pounds means there's just that much more to love.
7. A cuddle in the middle
of the night.
8. A wizard in the kitchen,
at doing the laundry, cleaning the house, and in the Stock Market.
9. An impromptu I Love
You."
What She Gets:
1. He hugs his pillow more
than you.
2. His idea of dining out
is a hamburger and fries.
3. He has to comb his hair
from the back, forward, to hide the bald spot.
4. He hasn't said those 3
words in so long, you have to play "Charades in order to hear them.
5. He can't remember what
the words "Vacation Together" mean.
6. He lets you know that he
may need to put Heavy Duty Shocks on the car, only on your side.
7. He says "I was
going to send you flowers, but . . .
(A) the ones I wanted were out of season".
(B) they were all out of roses".
(C) I couldn't find a florist".
8. He carries a picture of
his mother in his wallet.
