True Love
A Guy walks into his living
room carrying a very well groomed, fluffy white sheep under his arm and says, "This
is the pig that I make love to when you're not around."
His wife, sitting on the sofa, says, "That's not a pig!............ That's a sheep,
you dumb ass!"
He responds, "Shut up!! I wasn't talking to you."
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Dead?
There were two old men sitting
on a park bench passing the day away talking. One old man asked the other, "How is
your wife?"
The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!"
The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she is dead?"
The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile
up."Â Â
