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He Said/She Said


He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear
pants don't you?

He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea -- you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said ... Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . .. ."My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . . . " I do not"  
 


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