A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she
told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the
puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a
Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software
Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field
Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the
system up.
Husband #4 was in
Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he
understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance
and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him!
But now that I've married you,
I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Happy Tax time!
