A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One
of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on
the monitor when she's touched there.
So they go to her husband
and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral
sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is skeptical,
but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Anything is worth a try,
the husband thinks so he finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the
woman's monitor shows a flatline...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing
there, pulling up his pants, says "I think she choked."
