One evening Mike went over to his friend
Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the
table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up andÂ
was flushed. He went into the
kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the
kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She
said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about this financial
situation and said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work
then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex,
he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been
over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact,
he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYER!!! Â