WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the
Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is
on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
A WOMAN'S PERFECT REVENGE
"Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman wished to
purchase. As she fumbled in her purse for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for
a TV in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
 "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me
so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling
hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid
of a spider.
AND THE BEST YET..........
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl
notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes
later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Â
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your
wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I
figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"
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