Well, there was this couple who had been married for
50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said
to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.""Yeah," she replied, "Just think,
fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said,
"We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered,
"What do you say...should we?"
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and
sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old
lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years
ago.
"I'm not surprised," chuckled
Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
