Dear Abby:
Â
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I
confront him, he denies everything. Â
What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Â
Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All
he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay
the bills. Â
And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He
keeps calling me a lesbian.  What should I do? Â
Signed Clueless   Â
Dear Clueless:Â Â
Dump
him. You're a New York senator now.  You don't need him anymore.
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