Let the figure at the
bottom part turn over completely.......
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco
companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept
with."
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