What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas What does Santa like to eat? A jolly roll Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO! If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus He doesn't believe in Santa Claus He is Santa Claus Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year? They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet What does Santa likes to eat? A jolly roll What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time? Jungle Bells Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.Â