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Allergic To Beer


This girl goes into a tavern and sits at the bar. The bartender asks her what she would like to drink. The girl replies "I don’t know, I’ve never been inside a bar before, What do you recommend?" The bartender suggests, "How about a beer" and proceeds to bring the girl a beer.

A man sitting next to her at the bar watches anxiously as she downs the bottle of beer. "How about another one", the man asks. "Sure", the girl replies, as the bartender brings her another beer. Again, she downs the bottle of beer. The man continues to buy her beer after beer until she passes out and falls to the floor. The man then proceeds to take advantage of her right there on the bar room floor. A few moments later she wakes up and goes home.

The next night she comes back to the bar and the bartender asks her what she would like to drink. The girl replies, "Oh, I don’t know how about a beer!". The bartender complies and brings the girl a bottle of beer. About four beers later she passes out and falls to the floor. The man sitting next to her then jumps on top of her and proceeds to take advantage of her. A few minutes after he is done the girl wakes up and goes home.

The next week, the girl comes into the bar and the bartender, recognizing who she was, says "How about a beer?" The girl replies, "No, I’ll have a whiskey, beer makes my pussy hurt."



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