Top Ten On-line Lies

10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend."

9. "You're different ... I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."

8. "I'm new online and havn't had time to create a profile ... but tell me more about yourself."

7. "I never do cybersex!!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm gettin' excited!"

6. "Yes of course I'm female."

5. "No, this is my only screen name ... You mean you can have more than one???"

4. "I'm 5'4", blonde hair, blue eyes, and guys love my body!"

3. "I'm not like most guys here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other (at the hotel coffee shop).

2. "I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts" (Which is true, except it means "I'm horny and could care less ... just type).

AND THE NUMBER ONE ONLINE LIE IS.....

1. "Tonight my love ... our souls have touched."

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