The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they
had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years,
whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occurred, the circumstances in the
last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the
last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh, Shit".
Only the state of Mississippi was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
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